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Trying to light our bunsen burner
- Two broken matches without striker
- Me: *tries to light match on skin*
- Me:
- Me: *tries to light match on shoes*
- Me:
- Me: *tries to light match on jeans*
- Me:
- Allen: Light it on the other guys' flame and bring it here.
- Me: *lights match on burner*
- Me: *runs over to our hood* Oh shit oh shit oh sh-
- *match goes out*
- Me:
- Allen:
- Allen: You fail at life.
- Allen: One more match. Let me try.
- Allen: *holds match over flame*
- *whole match goes up in flames*
- Me:
- Allen: